Achtung, halt plans for Sealion and Barbarossa, several regiments appear to have their cuffs too long
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...and that's how we won the war.
More turncoat than Greatcoat you 
......you watch them Brits, they'll make you loose that ponytail y'know.
Nah but we'll know he's passed the point of no return when he dones a nice victory roll at the back of his beret
Postscript - on topic! By all previous criteria supplied, my greatcoat is the perfect height as it is. Wifelet is much relieved!
* swaggers, draws himself to his full impressive 5'9" and with a click of his heels, turns and strides into the stormy night *
is that 5'9 with or without your heels on 
Postscript - on topic! By all previous criteria supplied, my greatcoat is the perfect height as it is. Wifelet is much relieved!
* swaggers, draws himself to his full impressive 5'9" and with a click of his heels, turns and strides into the stormy night *
With Regulation length great coat flapping at his heels.
The image is only slightl mared by the fact that he is wearing homor simpson slippers.
Won't ask how you know that syd 
and even more concerned they're heeled so I guess they're more they mule variety of slipper 
Good point!
* swaggers, doffs his beaten crusher and pulls the peak to protect his eys from the lashing rain, draws himself to his full impressive 6'1" and with a click of his heels, turns and strides into the stormy night *
* Helga swoons *
* irony *
Hmm, platform jack boots, Dave hall from slade wants a pair CW, shall I put him in touch?
(Helga, Hide the step ladder so he cant sit down to take them off)
Hmmm, got that wrong..
* Syd swoons *
Just got wifelet to measure me with boots and crusher on, 'Why?' she asks. 'Just do as I say woman' I commanded. 'Do it yourself pillock' she says. 
Have to do it yaself then huh gwan how tall are you not
I DID NOT SWOON simply look on with envy.
